Every time the Ink Slingers meet, we do two to three writing exercises that must include three to four specific words that were unknown to the author prior to hearing the loud “START!” command and then getting to it! We love sharing the end result with you.
Sometimes the author will have three unique shorts and other times the author will write a continuing story from one exercise to the next. These continuations can be tricky to create but this Ink Slinger killed it with this fun story.
She eyed him suspiciously over her modern history book. “I do not think that there was ever a plague caused by sugar, or the lack there of.”
“Of course there was” he replied not daring to raise his head.
“This is what you intend to have our project based on?” her tone was somewhere between annoyed and the ooze of distain.
“Yep” he replied and began to scribble notes.
It was now time for her to assert her superior knowledge “That is incongruous to the subject of pivotal women in history which is the topic we are supposed to focus on.”
There was a brief silence and then from the other side of the book “of course it isn’t. A woman of history caused the great sugar plague of 1983. Her name was Strawberry Shortcake it is on page 384 and will done on the use of the word incongruous.”
She started turning the pages before it hit her what he had actually said.
She slammed the book closed and stood up “Strawberry Shortcake is not a woman of historical importance!” her voice drawing attention from most of the other students in the library, some giggling.
He responded again without looking up “Did you turn to page 384?” his voice calm as could be.
Her emotions were teetering between shocked and angry. She was shockingly angry in fact. Why in the hell had she been paired with this… this.. she couldn’t even think of the word to mentally call him.
“That’s it” her voice still louder then she intended “I’m done!”
She started to gather her things when he stated “The great sugar fields laid fallow years after the great sugar plague of 1983. The consumption having been diminished in the effort to remove the continuing threat.”
Now he looked directly at her.
She squinted her eyes and could only say “Your wordy made up story is laughable.”
He turned the book around to page 384 showing a picture of the fields and Strawberry Shortcake in cuffs.
This is not happening she muttered to herself as she opened her book to page 384. She scanned it quickly and only saw a phallic symbol in the middle of the page. She looked closer, it was actually an oil rig and not a …. Never mind she thought.
“Give me your book” she said as she reached for it. His face shifted ever so slightly in disagreement to her request and then he handed it too her.
She looked at the page and sure enough it was about a great sugar plague.
“What the hell….” She said under her breath as she began to flip the pages. There was page after page of history as written by Saturday morning cartoons.
As she looked though several more pages she looked up again to find that her ‘partner’ had pulled out a piece of poster board to begin the project.
“Where did you get this book?” She asked. It, by all appearances seemed as real as hers. “Prof. Dumbledore” he replied smiling as if this answered any further questions she had.
“I give up” she said as she sat back down in defeat.
About Erika Lance
I would say I was fortunate, some would say otherwise, to have a chance to live across the US. Originally from Minneapolis, MN I spent most of my formative years in Hollywood, CA, then NM, CO, GA, WI and FL. Moving around a lot meant I got to see so many interesting parts of our country and the cultures that are all around us. All through my life I was lucky to have many artists; writers, actors, painters, poets and musicians. It made for a very wild upbringing. I grew up as an elusive female nerd. My head was either buried in a book or playing RPGs (if your cool you know what that means), it made for an imaginative existence. My love of writing started at a young age and although I wrote a lot for myself, it took hitting that certain moment in my life to decide I wanted to share my universe with the world. With that said, it will most likely be an amazing ride so hold on tight.